2006-04-09

Innuendo

The Blog wasn't very old. She'd been born a bit over a year ago, in a flurry of labour pains and admiration. She'd found her legs almost immediately. She may not have been one of the most attractive blogs on the internet, but she was quite proud of her appearance. She'd never let herself go. Black suited her, and even though it wasn't exactly original she felt that she carried it off with an individual flair. And she had just the right number of visitors, without being crowded, and they were faithful, each adding his own dimension to her decoration. Her days were filled with excitement, and variation, and creation. She'd thought it would be like that forever. Of course there were periods of inactivity, but they just added to her atmosphere, gave her an artistic, moody nuance, provided that little something extra that allowed her to hold her font high even among the more prolific or popular blogs.

She'd been wrong. The golden age had gradually lost its glow, and the stream of visitors had dried to a mere trickle. Lately, the long hours in cyberspace were all alike. She'd taken to napping to make time go, and her moments of lucidity were fewer and further apart. When she did wake up, she did little more than leaf through her archives. Why check the post list? She hadn't been renewed for weeks. Once in a while she thought she felt someone click against her surface, but they never did more than scroll down to the comments counter before clicking away again. What was the point of it all? Awake, asleep, it hardly seemed to matter. In her darkest moments nothing seemed to be more than a collection of ones and zeros.

Today was different. She was asleep as usual, but this time she was dreaming. It felt good. It felt just like the old days, the gentle tickle of a new pattern spreading across her draft page, her eager, tentative preparation of a new date and time, the certainty of visits, and complements, and maybe, just maybe, that practically religious thrill of someone linking right through her. If only it could be true! If only the dream would last! She imagined that she stretched, and scrolled, and let her fresh white text shine. She was once again a part of that great body of thoughts and thinkers , an integral link in the chain of being and becoming, a vibrant longing towards a new and better tomorrow....this was life! She was loved! She was appreciated!

The Blog shivered. She rolled over, pulled her template tighter around her, and drifted off into a deeper and dreamless sleep.

31 Comments:

Blogger tsduff said...

Wow. That is awesome. Our blogs think alike I think, at least to some degree. Your writing is both creative and imaginative, and I'm so impressed. This post is one I relate to Jeanne :-) Absolutely love it.

8:10 PM, April 09, 2006  
Blogger Ultra Toast Mosha God said...

Mine seems to be an errant little tyke that i can barely control.

I outline plans to the little devil but he just cartwheels off across the pixelated meadow, planting polygon seeds in all my freshly ploughed, spritely new furrows.

His disturbing concoctions sprout quicker than the fabled beanstalk.

Before long, whatever I was going to plant is long forgotten and I struggle to maintain whatever freakish canopy happens to be occupying my garden on any given day.

1:07 PM, April 10, 2006  
Blogger Jeanne said...

Terry,
Ssshhh! Don't wake her up. She gives me such a guilt complex.

4:54 PM, April 10, 2006  
Blogger Jeanne said...

UTMG,
Give them an inch and they take a mile.

4:56 PM, April 10, 2006  
Blogger consise10 said...

I dont know why, but what you have written here had me laughing my head off.Perhaps it`s the notion of the 'blog' having 'identity'. The vivid picture you paint had me seeing images of a blog as a human being. Both creative and entertaining jeanne.

4:50 AM, April 11, 2006  
Blogger Joe said...

Sadly, my blog is like an ADD and Tourette's ridden child. Out of control and occasionally unintentionally funny.

That said, I'm glad that the blog awakened - even if only for a moment.

3:46 PM, April 11, 2006  
Blogger Jeanne said...

Consise,
I'm glad to have made you laugh, especially today, which is my birthday.

4:59 PM, April 11, 2006  
Blogger Jeanne said...

Joe,
Perhaps, by some form of interblogial osmosis, we can siphon some of your blog's excess energy to compensate for my blog's lethargia. We can create a Super Blog! Together, we can take over the world! AHAHAHAHAHA! Nurse, scalpel.

5:42 PM, April 11, 2006  
Blogger tsduff said...

Well Ms Jeanne - I hope today was FABULOUS, and that you are enjoying your special day. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

5:59 PM, April 11, 2006  
Blogger Jeanne said...

Thank You.

6:59 PM, April 11, 2006  
Blogger Kathy said...

Happy belated Birthday, Jeanne!

Hope Edgewise continues dreaming and creating thoughtful commentary like this entry.

9:45 PM, April 12, 2006  
Blogger Jeanne said...

Kathy,
I believe she feels another dream coming on. We'll see.

12:29 AM, April 13, 2006  
Blogger charles blunt said...

Interesting making your blog sound like a living breathing thing .Well maybe it is . Kinda sounds like my life ,yawn.Keep up the good work .

10:45 PM, April 14, 2006  
Blogger Jeanne said...

Charles,
Plant a vegetable garden. There is no better medicine.

5:36 PM, April 17, 2006  
Blogger Jeanne said...

Steve,
I was making fun of myself, actually. In my clearer moments there are no patterns to fall into.

5:40 PM, April 17, 2006  
Blogger charles blunt said...

Jeanne I will soon have a vegetable garden . However most of the work will be done by my wife . she is the gardener in the family.

11:13 PM, April 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what a tender perspective! (I'm the type that talks to my car and pats the dashboard after hitting a pothole or going up a particularly steep hill, you too?)

8:36 PM, April 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PS - Belated Happy Birthday wishes!

8:37 PM, April 18, 2006  
Blogger Jeanne said...

Sidhe,
I believe we have a lot in common.

12:00 AM, April 19, 2006  
Blogger Greg Garvin said...

You are a persistant one! I'm so glad to know you are still out here. It's been a tough month.

12:07 AM, April 23, 2006  
Blogger Jeanne said...

Gar!
Have you come down from the mountain?

10:55 AM, April 23, 2006  
Blogger Jeanne said...

T,
I think it reflects you the way experienced reality reflects true reality. There is a direct correspondance, but it is incomplete. It describes rather than captures.

I may have to write a post around that idea. It seems to encompass art in general.

6:11 PM, April 23, 2006  
Blogger Greg Garvin said...

"Have you come down from the mountain?"

Even grizzled goats visit pleasant places occasionally.

12:05 AM, April 28, 2006  
Blogger la fille du fromage said...

she almost read like a penthouse! as i scrolled down the body of her discourse, i lusted over her winsome words. the legs she'd found seemed to stretch out of cyberspace and wrap around me in the dark template we share.

1:43 AM, April 28, 2006  
Blogger Jeanne said...

Fille,
She was a bit suggestive, even though I toned her down to GP.

5:21 PM, April 28, 2006  
Blogger Jeanne said...

Gar,
I love mountains, and I'm sure grizzled goats gleefully graze on them.

5:25 PM, April 28, 2006  
Blogger consise10 said...

So glad you decided to wake with your 'innuendo'...love it!! Come back to the surface please,you've been asleep way too long!

2:35 AM, May 02, 2006  
Blogger Jeanne said...

Steve,
I'm sitting on hold on the telephone, so I may be fuzzy- and then I'm off to work. BUT-
I don't have the luxury of complete detachment from society, but I promise you that I see clearly even under water and I use my goggles and snorkle restrictively, and only when someone gets uncomfortable, and my gills hardly show beneath my hair.

Hmm. We'll see if you can work that one out. :)

10:03 AM, May 03, 2006  
Blogger Jeanne said...

Consise,
Just a short nap, and then I'll be rubbing the sleep from my eyes again.

I'm busy busy busy.

10:04 AM, May 03, 2006  
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