2005-10-28

This Blog has been Hijacked

The "situation" down in the last comments section has been rectified. We paid those bone-diggers to do a better job than that. Don't bother looking for the pants, they're history. To hell with culture. That rabble-rouser can google us in Las Vegas, if she can stop shivering long enough to get those chopsticks out of her nose.

6 Comments:

Blogger Joe said...

Glad to hear you've been rescued--or at least saved yourself. I can't wait to see the documentry on how you discovered the long sought 'cavern of lost festi pants'.

2:46 PM, October 28, 2005  
Blogger Jeanne said...

You're trying our patience. If that was adressed to the former pilot of this blog, you'll have to wait till we're through with it before she can take over the remains.

4:43 PM, October 28, 2005  
Blogger Jeanne said...

Stop waving that sword around! How did you get past the weapons control? Wait! Can't we talk about this instead? We can give you 10% of our winnings! Well, 7% anyway. No! Not there! It's the exit button! We're not strapped in! AAAAAAUGH!

5:09 PM, November 01, 2005  
Blogger Ultra Toast Mosha God said...

I'm always looking for my pants.

It can be embarrassing in work.

10:17 AM, November 02, 2005  
Blogger Jeanne said...

UTMG,
I did see some with toast crumbs in the pockets, and a subtle but indisputable divine glow.

5:19 PM, November 02, 2005  
Blogger Jeanne said...

Festi,
I tried to talk your pants into going back to you, but they flatly refused.

5:21 PM, November 02, 2005  

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