Tales of the Unexpected
I've had a bird shit on me three times in my adult life. The first two times were in the U.S.A., two different (possibly adjacent) years, in the same geographical location, exactly on my birthday. On my head.
The third time was in Sweden, another (possibly immediately subsequent) year, on my head, on the day AFTER my birthday.
The way I figure it, that bird went looking for me, couldn't find me, boarded a plane, travelled the eight hours it takes to get to Stockholm, flew the remaining distance, and delivered my blessing a day late.
It makes you wonder.
The third time was in Sweden, another (possibly immediately subsequent) year, on my head, on the day AFTER my birthday.
The way I figure it, that bird went looking for me, couldn't find me, boarded a plane, travelled the eight hours it takes to get to Stockholm, flew the remaining distance, and delivered my blessing a day late.
It makes you wonder.